Waddle Waddle Snip! Snap!
Waddle Waddle Crash! Bang!
He's not exactly light upon his toes,
As in your garbage can he sticks his nose.
He's a master as a thief,
As he pokes a lettuce leaf,
And reaches in to snare a bit of ham -
-or even better-
A slice of bread & jam!
Then it's wiggle-waggle-shiver!
What's this? Now they're eating liver?!
And he pads away in search of better store.